I’m Too Sexy For My Shirt, Part I

While innocently walking past the cathedral in Salamanca, we heard a strange noise. It was a series of regularly spaced clicks. You cannot imagine our surprise when we turned and saw the gentleman whose shoes were creating this noise. We will call him...Don Amarillo. Neither Ken nor Mother of Ken has ever seen this particular shade of yellow in a textile previously. It is unlikely that the photos below will truly do it justice. Not since 1967 has Mother of Ken seen men’s trousers this short. Because we are eager to share all of our experiences with you gentle readers, Ken quickly devised a plan to photograph this gentleman surreptitiously. Encouraging Mother of Ken to stand in the general vicinity of Don Amarillo, Ken was able to snap the following photos for your viewing pleasure…or disgust. We will let the photos speak for themselves.

We will be on the lookout for other fashionistas to share with you.