Well, gentle readers, after yesterday's inspection, I'm down two more tomatoes and a bathtub drain. I'm really trying not to lose it with all of this invasion of my space.
I found the replacement parts without incident and brought them home:
I'll spare you the details of how I put it back together and simply say that I may soon be moonlighting as a plumber. Look at this:
A thing of beauty. Now my drain works and I can clean the Inspection Filth from the tub. Thank God.